SCENE: Matt and I are watching TV when this commercial comes on (for the gizzillionth time).
me: I’m so glad that you don’t wear your hair like that guy. Flopping over in your face. It’s messy looking.
Matt: I couldn’t wear my hair that way if I wanted to. My hair is so curly. It would just grow into a big ‘fro.
Matt: I guess eventually it would flop over when it got big enough. Just from the weight.
me: I can’t wait until you’re an invalid and I can let you hair grow. I’m not going to cut it for months, years.
Matt: (weird stare)
me: I’m going to let it grow until I can see what it would look like all big and fluffy and floppy. And you won’t care because you’re an invalid and you won’t be going anywhere.
Matt: (weirder stare)
me: But I’ll cut your fingernails and toenails. I promise.
Matt: You’re too good to me.