Matt and I took a long weekend trip to the beach this past weekend. On the way, we passed a stretch of houses that all had names, you know like Scarlett O’Hara’s plantation was named “Tara”, and George Washington’s home was named “Mt. Vernon”.
None of these houses that we passed were as grand as Mt. Vernon or Tara, but they each had signs at the end of the driveways proudly displaying their names, asserting that they weren’t just someone’s house, they were someone’s estate.
Seeing this resulted in the following car conversation:
me: Let’s name our house. Like these houses and like big estates. It deserves a name.
Matt: Ok, you go first.
me: No, it was my idea. You go first.
Matt: Mmmm, what was the name of James Bond’s estate in Skyfall?
me: So, you’re proposing Skyfall? No, that’s dorky.
Matt: What’s your idea?
Matt: Like from Star Wars? That’s dorky squared.
me: You next.
Matt: Elder Estate.
me: No, I want something creative. Like Peaceful Alliance.
Matt: Alliance? Is that a Star Wars reference again? Why do you keep bringing up Star Wars? You don’t even like Star Wars. Stop it.
me: It’s too bad we had those big pine trees cut down. We could call it something like Pine Valley, or Pine Swept, or Pine Song, or Pine Haven. We have those birches now, so it could be like Birchwind. Or Birch Star.
Matt: Really, stop.
Matt: You know the land originally belonged to the Moose family, so it could be something with Moose in it.
me: Moose Star! Moose Lodge! Moose House! Moose Haven!
me: I thought the land came through the Drye family, not the Moose side of the family.
Matt: You’re right, so it would need to be the word Drye.
me: Drye Land! Drye Winds!
Matt: I like Haven. Our Haven.
me: Our Drye Haven!
me: Yeah, that doesn’t work. It sounds like a rehab center.
me: Our Drye Moose Haven.
Matt: I like it.
me: Me, too.
So, that’s what we’re naming our house/estate. And we sound like we support sober moose. We’re good people.
After we got to the beach, we noticed that most of the beach houses were named. Do you think that there is a special place that people with beach houses go to find names? Here are some of the ones that we saw:
- Seas the Moment
- Mr. Krabs
- 4 All Sea-Sons
- Wait N Sea
- and my personal favorite: House
I can’t wait to get a fancy sign that reads “Our Drye Moose Haven”. I’ll post when done. And remember: just because we now live on an estate doesn’t mean y’all can’t visit any time.